Total Pageviews. Monday, January 27, Apparently, a 'Patch Hop' is a dance where the girl chases down a boy and uses a needle and thread to sew a patch on to him usually on the butt to claim him as her date to the dance. Archie is not amused by it. For those keeping score, Jughead actually gets snagged pretty early by Gabby for the dance!
Riverotica: The Many Sexual Fetishes of Archie Comics
From Archie’s Girls Betty and Veronica # | Archie comics, Vintage comics, Cartoon styles
Two things are always true on Riverdale : Everyone is hot, and everyone fucks. After three seasons of intrigue and scandal, we now know that Veronica keeps her pearls on and Jughead takes off his hat. And the abs, oh, the abs! The Cheryl-Jason incest is insane! It is sort of like a porn parody, following the whole Rule 34 thing. She knew her time had come. Archie and Jughead offer a vessel for the distaff take on that same fantasy, giving women and gay men a hunky jock to slobber at and a sensitive, artsy loner to moon over.
The Lust Filled Pages of Archie Comics in the 1970s
Pappy, I enjoy seeing these early Archie comics Betty and Veronica included where the characters have yet to morph into the sacharinistic stereotypes that have virtually dominated their comics for the past several decades. Realizing that back in "the day" when "teen comics" were rampant, and dozens of teenaged characters were vying for kids' dimes at the news-stand, it is interesting to speculate now, that when once there were so many different teen comics, now I can't think of anything today that could be likened to the teen comic genre. Now, with Archie comics odd turn attempting to keep relevant, what with gay characters and the impending "death" of Archie, it ain't what it used to be! I personally found Oswald to be an arsehole, and leering lecherous gym coach just icky. Archie's instant "muscles" remind me of the old Charles Atlas cartoon ads, where after gambling a dime for the course, the next panel simply captioned "Later
Anyone would agree, Archie comics are a fairly wholesome, squeaky clean read. Think again. In the s, Archie and his pals were a bunch of crazed perverts. Archie comics always captured the blinding slap-happy horniness of adolescence, but in the 70s things got kicked up a notch.